Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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