i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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