Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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