i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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