seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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