Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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