Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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