can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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