Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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