Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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