idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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