I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
