when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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