Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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