is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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