I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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