That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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