I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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