Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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