I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
