If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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