Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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