By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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