I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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