Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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