My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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