Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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