Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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