you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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