He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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