I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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