No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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