I'm drive I can fine osifer
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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