I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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