youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
He had one of those small greek statue penises
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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