I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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