You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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