i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
do nipples grow back?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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