Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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