I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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