Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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