I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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