FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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