I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
drinking out of a sandbucket again
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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