i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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