So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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