I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update