I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.