So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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