so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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