i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
