so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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