is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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