How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
where are you?
Hypothermia
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Oh god it's open bar.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
