He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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