i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize