I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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