Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....