The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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